Bedtime stories...

"Huddy, mom's really tired tonight. I need to go to bed now."
"You can go in two minutes."
"OK."
"Talk on this page, mom."
"This is Washington DC. Mom and dad gave you this book on your first birthday, right before we moved."
"Oh."
"Huddy, mom's really tired. I'm going to go, ok?"
"Two minutes."
"It's already been two minutes."
"Well, you read this book to me and then you go. Does that make sense?"
"Did you just ask me if that makes sense?"
"Yes."
"That's RICH, Hudson."
"I'm a funny kid."
<how?? how is he so awesome??>

Weekend zingers...

"Hudson, can I have a kiss?"
"No, mom, I can't. I'm too busy."












"Look, Hudson. This is how a sewing machine works."
"Fancy that!"
"WHAT?"
"Fancy THAT, Mom!"
<dad> "Hudson, what century are you from?"






<dad>"Hudson, what color was the big excavator we saw today?"
"The same color as the little one."