The voice of reason at story time...

"Mom, I like the truck!"
"Yeah?"
"Which one do YOU like?"
"Um... I like the camper!"
"Can I ride in the camper with you?"
"Of course!"
"You should ride in the truck with ME!"
"OK, Hud. Are you going to drive or do you want me to drive?"
"Mom. I have to ride in my car seat. You have to drive."
<but, of course!>

Pulling out of our spot after Friday night dinner...

<logan driving, car cuts us off>
"Thanks a LOT, asshole!"
"MOM! Daddy said thank you to that man."
"He did?"
"Yeah. A man is driving that car. Daddy said thank you."
<laughing>
"He DID say thank you, Huddy."
"That was nice, daddy. You're nice."

On the drive in to work this morning...

"Hudson, do you see the Black Hawk helicopters up there?"

"Yeah! The ellacopters are in the skyyyy."

"Where do you think they're going?"

"Ummmmmm... WASHINGTON!"

"What??? Seriously?" (he listens!?)

"Yeah! They going to see daddy! I want to go see daddy."

"Daddy will be home Friday. Right now we're going to Burlington."

"I don't want BURlington. I want WASHington."

Please note that I was not taking pictures while driving.