As told by Dragonfly teacher, Julie...

<noise of truck approaching back deck at school; Hudson runs over>

"Julie! That truck brings milk!"

"Wow, Hudson, really? He delivers milk?"

"YES! He brings CHOCOLATE milk."

<brilliant>

A man on the can.

"I wanna go potty!"
"REALLY?? Awesome, let's try."
<climbs up>
"I need a book."
"OK. Here's The Greedy Python."
"NO! I need that book!"
"Which book?"
"That one! Daddy's book."
<points>
"Ooooooh. OK. Here you go."

Let the record show that despite the pomp and circumstance,
we have yet to have a pee OR poo in the potty.
Ever.

Sweet jealousy...

"Hey Hudson, look!"

"What that?"

"It's a BABY!"

"Baby?"

"Whitney had her baby, Huddy. She had her baby girl! Isn't she cute?"

"No."

On the drive in to work this morning...

"Hudson, do you see the Black Hawk helicopters up there?"

"Yeah! The ellacopters are in the skyyyy."

"Where do you think they're going?"

"Ummmmmm... WASHINGTON!"

"What??? Seriously?" (he listens!?)

"Yeah! They going to see daddy! I want to go see daddy."

"Daddy will be home Friday. Right now we're going to Burlington."

"I don't want BURlington. I want WASHington."

Please note that I was not taking pictures while driving.

In the bath tonight...

"Mommy, daddy filled this with water! I drink it!"

"Ew, gross, Huddy. No."

"Walk away, mommy."

"What?"

"Ummmmm, I need a new cup from kitchen with water. Walk away."

"Hudson, if I walk away, are you just going to drink the water from that fishy?"

"Yes."

"Well, I might as well just stay and watch you do it. It's still gross though."

"Ok, mommy."

Sipping two-day old water from THIS guy cannot be good.