On the drive in to work this morning...

"Hudson, do you see the Black Hawk helicopters up there?"

"Yeah! The ellacopters are in the skyyyy."

"Where do you think they're going?"

"Ummmmmm... WASHINGTON!"

"What??? Seriously?" (he listens!?)

"Yeah! They going to see daddy! I want to go see daddy."

"Daddy will be home Friday. Right now we're going to Burlington."

"I don't want BURlington. I want WASHington."

Please note that I was not taking pictures while driving.

In the bath tonight...

"Mommy, daddy filled this with water! I drink it!"

"Ew, gross, Huddy. No."

"Walk away, mommy."

"What?"

"Ummmmm, I need a new cup from kitchen with water. Walk away."

"Hudson, if I walk away, are you just going to drink the water from that fishy?"

"Yes."

"Well, I might as well just stay and watch you do it. It's still gross though."

"Ok, mommy."

Sipping two-day old water from THIS guy cannot be good.