Getting out of bed this morning...

"your bum's sticking out, mom."
"what?"
"your butt. it's sticking out."
"where?"
"here."
<pointing to the back of my PJ pants>
"that's not my bum, hud. that's a muffin top."
"oh. mom?"
"yes, hudson?"
"your muffin top is sticking out."
<doh!>