On our most recent flight...

<shortly after taking our seats>
"DAD!"
"Yes, Hud?"
"I want to find the boy peeing in the fountain."
"What?"
"In the magazine, dad! Let's find the boy peeing in the fountain."
"What magazine, Hudson?"
"That one!"
"The SKYMALL CATALOG??"
"Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!"
<certified frequent flyer>

Monday blues...

<this morning, we went to get in the car to go work/school and discovered that we'd left BOTH passenger side doors wide open all night... then, we made it a quarter mile down the road when Hudson yelled out>

"SOMEONE FORGOT TO BUCKLE ME IN!!!"

<yikes>