On our most recent flight...

<shortly after taking our seats>
"DAD!"
"Yes, Hud?"
"I want to find the boy peeing in the fountain."
"What?"
"In the magazine, dad! Let's find the boy peeing in the fountain."
"What magazine, Hudson?"
"That one!"
"The SKYMALL CATALOG??"
"Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!"
<certified frequent flyer>

Man fight at the potty...

"DAD! You have a little vagina."

"YOU have a little vagina."

"No, dad. I have a big penis."

<burn!>