The voice of reason at story time...

"Mom, I like the truck!"
"Yeah?"
"Which one do YOU like?"
"Um... I like the camper!"
"Can I ride in the camper with you?"
"Of course!"
"You should ride in the truck with ME!"
"OK, Hud. Are you going to drive or do you want me to drive?"
"Mom. I have to ride in my car seat. You have to drive."
<but, of course!>

At bedtime tonight...

"Hey, Huddy, should we read the book that Uncle Scott and MF gave you?"
"Which book?"
"This book about poop."
"I want to poop on your face."
<sad look from mom>
"I sorry mom." <big fake smile>
<big real smile>

A souvenir from Yellowstone National Park.