Driving to school with Dad...

"Dad?"

"Yeah, Hud."

"We can't be friends anymore."

"Why not?"

"Well... I love you, dad. But I don't like your face."

"Listening" to holiday tunes on channel 433

<photo of Christmas cookies on screen>
"COOKIES!"
"Do you like cookies?"
"I love cookies! Cookies are great!"
"Yeah, Hud?"
"Yes! CHRISTMAS cookies are GREAT... Apples are NOT."
<what??>

For the record: He LOVES apples.