At dinner tonight...

"Namaste."

"What, Hudson?"

"Namaste."

<smile>

"Momma?"

"Yes, Woo?"

"Naaaaaaaa-maaaaa-stay, Naaaaaaaa-maaaaa-stay, this is how we start our yoga day. Naaaaaaaa-maaaaa-stay, Naaaaaaaa-maaaaa-stay, this is how we end our yoga day. Yay!"

<claps>

<AMAZING>

<love PF>

Sitting down to dinner...

<after trying to steal his porcelain dinner plate from the counter...>

"Mom?"

"Yes, Hudson?"

"I almost knocked over my dinner. I know that would've been bad."

"Yes, it would have been."

"But nobody would cry, mom."

"What do you mean, Hud?"

"When I do bad things, you should be HAPPY."

"Really? I should?"

"Yes, mom."

Driving to school with Dad...

"Dad?"

"Yeah, Hud."

"We can't be friends anymore."

"Why not?"

"Well... I love you, dad. But I don't like your face."

Out of nowhere...

"F*CK!

I can't find my cell phone."

Mrs. Parker: Do you know where he heard that word?

Mrs. Schwartz: Probably from his father!*

* I think we all know it's not Logan that loses his cell phone all the time. Gulp.

"Listening" to holiday tunes on channel 433

<photo of Christmas cookies on screen>
"COOKIES!"
"Do you like cookies?"
"I love cookies! Cookies are great!"
"Yeah, Hud?"
"Yes! CHRISTMAS cookies are GREAT... Apples are NOT."
<what??>

For the record: He LOVES apples.

Ho Ho Holidays

"I have a dadaclaus."

"A what, Huddy?"

"A DADaclaus."

"What's a dadaclaus?"

"My dad and Santa Claus are dadaclaus. I like dadaclaus."

"Me too!"

On the drive in this morning...

"Mom, I want to go to work."
"You have to go to school."
"No, I want to go to the office."
"You don't, Hudson, trust me. I don't even want to go to the office today."
"Mom?"
"Yes, Hud?"
"I see dark."
"What do you mean?"
"Work is going to get darker and darker and darker."
<should I be worried???>